If vengeance where mine, then those who smash bottles in the street, creating hazards for bicycle tires and cyclists, would be apprehended and prosecuted in the following manner:
1. An Agent of Vigilante Justice lies in wait where such crimes occur.
2. Upon seeing the criminal prepare to throw down the glass, the Agent leaps from his hiding place and snatches the bottle away.
3. The Agent promptly administers a non-fatal blow to the top of the criminal’s head, using the bottle as his weapon. Any necessary medical care will be available after the punishment is complete.
4. The criminal receives a broom and dustpan to clean up the shards. A pack of vicious, snarling dogs should be kept, restrained, close by to create more distress to the criminal.