Spider, spider on the wall,
Ugliest critter of them all,
How I wish you’d crawl away,
But with Raid I you must spray.
Then you’ll quiver, attempt escape,
But I’ll kill you, jackanapes!
Now you’ve trespassed in my house,
I’ll smash you, creepy, little louse!
No holds are barred, it’s total war;
You and your friends have gone too far.
Northwest arachnids, do beware:
Next time we meet it’s you I’ll scare!