You have scuffed your last!

If vengeance were mine then people who wear UGG boots or rip-offs of UGG boots and walk without ever picking up their feet would be tied to a chair and subjected to the continual sound of sandpaper scraping loudly against something, interrupted only by intermittent nails on a chalkboard.  Out of their reach but well within view an Agent of Vigilante Justice would burn the offensive boots to black carbon dust.

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2 thoughts on “You have scuffed your last!

    • Ha! Not quite. Burning boots is not the same crime as smoking cigarettes. Besides, the Agent doling out a punishment.

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