Cranky Morning Tidbits

There are days that it is hard to get up;  there are days that it is REALLY hard to get up; and then there are Saturdays and Sundays.

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When people ask, “How are you?” before 11:00 a.m., I want to reply, “I have a don’t ask, don’t tell policy.”

Blood is to vampires as coffee is to me, except I don’t have to kill to get it.

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